i am gorgeous .

oh seriously , i am GORGEOUS .

so ?

hahahahaha . (:

ps; baca post ni dulu , sebelum kau melatah takpuashati. kn?

JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE.

FEBRUARY=THUG
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

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MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!! Attractive personality. Very sexy!!. Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others . Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt!and quiet the charmer. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of the other 11 months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.likes to keep theyre crushes kinda secret.pretty much flawless

APRIL=SEXY
Suave and compromising.. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic.. Hot but has brains.

MAY=LOVER
Hella sexy, loves sex n making luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!! Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

JUNE =FINEASS
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takesrep pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

JULY=GANGSTA
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with a JUNE brithday. It is also more likely than that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!!

AUGUST=ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. self control. kind hearted. Self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious.. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

SEPTEMBER=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to recover. Daydreamer and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

OCTOBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

NOVEMBER=SWEETIE Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck.. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

DECEMBER=BEAUTY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

* oh yes , take note please .

RED ; no comment . hahaha

PURPLE ; so truue !
BLUE ; aqilah requested it , :)

PINK ; yeah , for you ;DD

dicopypaste frm qilah's tumblr . hehe . thank you .

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EXPLORACE , edition three

penat mak nak taip ceritera panjang berjela , sekarang , picture timee !


1st MAY , 2010 .

tekun baca menu . ONE for FIVE person , gila benar !

ok, teacher pun nak jugak tekun baca menu ,

dia pemalu , macam saya .

i loveee this one ! jom buat date night with me ?
i want a candle light dinner as well , puhlease . ((:

i didnt join them , staying outside with nurul

during the complaining session

oh , i certainly looked like i mmg takreti bermain gitar .

ok, ain lagi macam yuna . kn ? haha

2nd MAY , 2010 .

kalang cekal lagi lawaa , kan ?

the pic is blurry bcause it was a bumpy ride !

- TAMAT -

*maaf lah gambar 2nd MAY , tidak banyak . kerana , EKSAITED yoouu , berkanak-kanak ribena .

HAHAHA , tiada kaitan .

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tak berapa nak EXPLORACE , edition two

hai awak , rakan pembaca ! ngahaha , *maaf maaf , over eksaited :)

2th MAY , 2010
from SMS TAPAH , to TANJUNG MALIM , and finally , KL 

that morning , we woke up , and rushed to get dressed . so, basically , jap , i havent told you dear readers eh ? we were there for debate purpose , like duuhhh , sebut nama miss moomala , faham faham jelah ek ?

sebenarnye , we didnt even know what to do , i mean it was just a random planning , *that could explain why , we are such weirdos during the travelling . HAHAH . so, that morning , then only we knew what to do . those students , they are not involved in any proper activities , yet . so, basically , sunday is such a LAZY day for them to sleep and to do whatever . and , on that particular sunday only , they are going to do something . sadis kah ? sedikit .

so, the plan was just to DEBATE . i thought they had already knew at least , something bout debating . it turns out to be , NADAAAA , means NO AT ALL . a complete ZERO , knowledge on debating .

WOW ! we were astonished , because, the program starts around 10 am, and we need to be at tanjung malim around before 3.00 pm because by that time, we are already going back to KL . tapah to tanjung malim is around one hour , so. estimatedly ,

10.00 am - 1.45 pm

debate , eh JAP !

we need to brief them as well , -.-' sempat ke maaak ? huhu

we walked to school from the teachers' apartment . fyi yg tak berapa nak fyi , teacher's cousin is staying with her , she is just SEVENTEEN years old , and she drives both kancil dan kembara . mengapa saya sungguh batak ? kerana , i failed my jpj test . haighhhh. -__-' okies okeyh , back to the story.

when we reached the school's building , bebudak kanak kanak yg tengah dok pi lari lari kejar kejar , tiba tiba stop , and they looked at us . hahaha , BAJET tak ? tak kn ? hehehe ((:  rase hot sedikit pun adalah ,al maklum tak pernah dpt pandangan terkezut tergamam melihat kami aweks cun cun * benarkn sahaja ! berjalan . i mcm buat modelling catwalk gitu , auwwww ! haha, tiada kaitan .

pastu , suruh diaorg beratur , eh not me lah, gilaa kah ? bajet pengawas pulak daah . so, they lined up , and teacher told them to line up according houses . oh jap jap JAP JAP ! ni memang F Y I ;; nama rumah sukan diaorg peliikk benor.

allegro ; blue house

presto ; kebenda entah .

*tu je yg ingat . hahaha

then, teacher introduced us . i pemaluu lah . heeee ((:  oh , sophie got the most . " OOOOHHHH , WOOOWWWW ! " maklum lah, dia pun hott juga .we picked our team based on our previous houses . mine, allegro . macam dugro je bunyi , hehee. maka, bermula lah sesi taklimat .

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ok, basically, kiteorg mmg tak tahu nak explain apa . me and ainali ended up , merayau rayau tengok kelas sophie . haha . susahh lah! now we know how it feels to be a teacher, to ensure that ur students 100% understand what we've been babbling in front of the class , NOT EASY . siap ada yg tidur lagi tuu . grrrrrrrr !
 
mostly macam takut takut , yelah . tiba ada makhluk bandar datang nak ajar debate , duk speaking pulak tu. tak ke pelik ? haha. well , we took about one hour + + to explain , and we did some mock debate as well, barulah depa nak faham , kn ? ada jugak part kena explain in bahasa melayu, i stressed out that , in the beginning , debating is about being BOLD in experessing your ideas, yes language would be the barrier, but as soon as you get comfortable with it, your language will improve as well. pandai main ah dgn budak budak,  lagi pun most come from tapah, orang susah, i said to them, this is the way of you build your inner strength , confidence , make a change . and i hope they do understand. kot?

tp. adalah a few budak perempuan ne, gedik maak ! xnak lah, malu ah , so i became a little bit, sikit je taw, i baik je . hahah. sedikit garang , MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH *evil laugh please .

SELINGAN ;

me; korg outing gi mana je ?
kids; pergi dengan parents , kat bndar je.
me; korg buat apa je?
kids; takde pape.
me; ada kfc eh?
kids; ade tp sempit dan penuh.
me; siapa bawak hp kat sini?
kids; SUDDEN SILENCE . hahahaahah
me; alaaaa ! rileks lah, korg dhla tercampak kat tengah pedalaman , baik korg bawak .
kids; JUGA MASIH TIADA RESPONS , *ceyt! they were kinda naive . -.-'

TAMAT SELINGAN , terima kasih kanak kanak kerana menyependerkan saya .

once we're done with the explaining , debate time babeyhh ! eh silap , kids . haha . the MOTION is;

THBT SCHOOL UNIFORM SHOULD BE BANNED .

*mudah je puun .

time for preparation ? from kengkonon 15 minutes, menjadi 30 minutes . ngantuuuk gila ah! grrrrrrrr , rasa cm nak tidur je . sempat lagi texting sophie and ainali ,

 saya mengantuk , anda ? 

*mereka spenderkn saya, harap maklum .

time allocated each speaker ; TWO MINUTES minimum , and THREE MINUTES maximum . rules , mudah, cakap je ! hasil ? haha . veryy informal debate.

my kids, bunyik cm anak-anak aku pulak, hah. caring nye i. weeeee ((: funny thing was, the debate SHOULD be emphasizing on  school uniforms , they ended up  with the battle on , T SHIRT . haha, funny , but forgiven . new learners . kn? dan dan , yg lawak nye during the debate , mula mula , everyone was kinda malu malu segan segan nak P.O.I , i was the one who asked them;

OK , anyone would like to question anything ? please , do so !

after that then , berlumba lumba maak aai !

teacher teacher ! i want to P.O.I !

eh, asal aku pulak yg jadi yg dipertua perkenankn P.O.I ne ? haha , btw, terharuu , they called me , "teacher ?"  . :DD

by 1.30 pm + + , we finished . and hungry ! we went to DM , thought they would leave us some food , turned out to be , nasik dah habis . ek eleh, cakap je lah , tak nak bagi . kami pun tak nak makan , hahaha. CHOP ! jap , it was already , 1.45 pm, and we're going back by 3.00 pm. ok , now , its just the right timing to be completely crazy ! homaigod , we havent eaten yet , and we were in a rush ! kami kelaparan , harap maklum .

so, we went to tanjung malim , JAUUUUHH bhaai . ONE HOUR to reach there ,  lebih dan kurang laah . by the time we reached there , it was already , 2.30 pm. 

teacher; ok so we have half an hour left to eat . where do you want to eat ?
us; ok . sempat ke ni ? where to eat ?
teacher; lets go and find KFC .
us; ok ok ok! *kengkonon seronok , finally makanan sedap . haha

KFC ? it was FULL gila gila penuh . -_____-"" imagine , people lined up until the entrance door , and ONLY two counters were opened . sheeesssh , is this the only place where they could ever find a KFC ? memang tak sempatlah 30 minutes to wait and finally order , NOTHING . so, we went to the PIZZA HUT , next door . and guess what the akak said ,

"30 minit , memang tak sempatlah dik. "

*hampaaaa nyee, perut dah buat lagu keroncong nii.

round punya lah round , tadaaaa ! jumpa gak kedai mamak ni , macam ok . so, kiteorg cm rushing gila , we took the lauk , even nasi pun sedikit jee. surprisingly , the lauk wasnt really bad . they tasted good . sophie berpeluh peluh kepedasan makan sambal sotong , you go girrll ! hahaa . once we're  done eating , memang tepat tepat lah . 3.00 pm .

ok, ni part yg mencuakkn . seriously . we never ever take or ride a bus by ourselves . because the tickets for ktm shuttle , HABIS . so, the only way left, is to go back by bus. my mom would definitely KILL me for this , huhuhuhu . well, i just let her assuming we went back by ktm as well . tak berapa nak salah kn ? when we entered the bus , we definitely looked like rusa masuk mercedes . *aade ke ? haha, merepek lagiii ! 

yelah, kot yee pun , salah masuk bas . eeeee, tak balik KL lahh tamatnyee. huhuhu . the driver talked bout something where the bus is going to stop . oh, we chose to sit belakaang sekaalii . sebab the whole row , kosong . buat macam sofa sndiri , hahaha . since we sat belakang sekalii , and we memang tidak memahami route bus , melongo lah . pergi balik tanya acik driver tuu. we got sympathy looks from them , yes. driver dan penumpang yg lain . sedih sungguh perjalanan kami , kn ?

last last , malas nak banyak soal , because i didnt think either we both (the driver and i) understand what we both been questioning and answering . lawak lawak . 

ain; eh dian. ko tahu ke mana bus ni nak stop?

me; tahu lahh. kot.

ain; kot? wehh ! aku cuak niiii.

me; ok lek jeee, aku kan ada ?

*walhal dalam hati pun sebenarnye cuak gila vavi , konfiden je cakap . HAHAHAHA 

the ride by bus , was very BUMPY and BUMPY BUMPY . maskudnya , BUMPY lah . we sat at behind , tergoncang goncang , terlompat lompat . pulaaak dah , sophie suddenly felt she wanna pee . haha , sian dia , dhlah tak stop kat any R&R . me and ainali ? borak-ing and laughing je, at one point everyone was very silent , EXCLUDING us . kebiasaan kn ? hahaha

around 4.10 pm + + , cepat kan ? we arrived at pasar seni . FINALLY !!! we almost completed our journey , YEAAAYYY suka suka ! excited youuuu .

 

ALHAMDULILLAH , selamat tibaa. (((: 

since it was quite early to straight away go back home , we went to KLCC , sophie ngidam waffles .

window shopping sedikit , and around 5.45 pm , baliik . well, i was superbly tired . SUPERBLY . i needed to take LRT from KLCC , till tmn bhagia , *ye saya mmg sedikit bahagia . HUJUUUNG DUNIAAA . then , i took a cab , singgah OU . ibu pesan buat kad JJ , next week kot ,ade JCARD day . hahaa . SHOPPING LAGIII , kn ?

around 6.45 pm . saya sudaaaah pulaang . rindu tak ? oh, mengaku sahaja, yes!

.. the end of the not-so- explorace . : DDD ..

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macam EXPLORACE , edition one

1st MAY , 2010.
from KL to TAPAH ROAD, by shuttle KTM.

this was our very first time, traveling by ourselves. and lucky us, we were indeed very lucky . why ?

1. i just bought the tickets on the previous day. and all of the tickets for earlier schedule, were all sold out. lucky there was a few, 8 tickets left , but that was on 6 pm.

2. each ticket was around RM 19.00, vavi mahal ! and when i was about to buy the tickets, i didnt take a look into my purse, whether i do have enough money. total; RM 57.00

and and;

when it was about 2 minutes before the train departed, sophie hadnt arrived yet. yes, i repeat, she hadnt arrived yet. it was like an explorace, haha. because me and ainali went completely maniac, calling her every minute we could. asking where is she currently. and the pakcik KTM, was super duper scary, garang maakk ! psiko kiteorg je keja.

"skrg ni lagi 2 minit ni, kalau kawan awak tak datang lagi. tak payah lah naik train."

and we? became completely maniac and crazy.

"sophie ? where are you now ? cepat cepat! suruh lrt tu cepat lagi. dah smpi KL SENTRAL ? ok ok. u just RUN ! when u dah sampai, RUN taw?"

and by 6.00 sumthing , ahe arrived. and by that time i was yelling gila gila jerit .

"sophie, LARI CEPAT ! cepat cepat !"

*yeah, i know you can imagine how intense and panic i was by that moment .

and ainali ? she laughed . yeah, we did look like stupidos. hahahaah. cuak gila lah ! rupa rupanya, kepala train tu tak smpi lagi, even the driver of the train wasnt even there. -___-"  pakcik KTM yg psychotic . bongoks!

oh, in the train ? suddenly we realised, there wasnt any voices yg macam dlm lrt, announce where the train was heading next ? kami pasrah sahaja. yeah, it was really an adventure after all. macam explorace , haha

by the time we had arrived at TAPAH ROAD, it was already around 8.15 pm, and the place was like tercampak di tengah tengah belantara pedalaman . very SUNYI , DARK , and SCARY . 

and when we were walking ,

"eee, kenapa ada banyak taik kat lantai ni ???"

out of blue, flocks of birds were flying around , scattering around , and yup. berak-ing around . their POOPS were everywhere, and we ran like maniacs , again . -.-'  we tried to cover ourselves with our bags , dan lari lari pecut 100 meter , sambil menjerit jerit kegelian , macam itik keluar kandang pada waktu malam , *eh ade ke ? hahaha

mangsa kejadian ? sophie . haha, there was suddenly ada benda dropped on her hair, and she touched it, it was sticky , and yeah. episod kegelian bermula sekali lagi. we tried to find the toilet , it was useless since we ended up berlari lari elakkn diri kna taik , again .

when teacher arrived , we were damn hungry .

teacher; so i am going to bring you guys to eat .
us ; to where ?
teacher; to the only place where the food is ok.
us; the ONLY place?
teacher; yes. the ONLY place.
us; do they have MCD here ?
teacher; NO.
us; JOHNNYS ?
teacher; NO
us; MALLS ?
teacher; NO. but they just opened GUARDIAN , and i was very happy and excited.
us; even KFC  and PIZZA HUT ?
teacher; that one would be in tanjung malim. VERY FAR from here .
us; teacher, how do you live here ? there is nothing to do ? NO MALLS , NO CINEMAS , NO MCD , NO JOHNNYS ? ? ? 7 ELEVEN ?
teacher; also NO
us; where do those students go for their outings ?
teacher; at town nearby , where there is nothing .

SERIOUSLY ? yup, we were dumbfounded . COMPLETELY , shocked . wow ! how do those people live here ? along the journey , it was just plain road with palm oil plantation , dark as there were few lights . pedalaman.

we ate at a rest house , tapah rest house i think . ada ASTRO , oklah jugak , tp the chanel was AF8 , eeuuw ! and, to our surprise , the waiter who served us , sekentut dengan A.E , * nama terpaksa dirahsiakn ats sebab kegelian, yuck! gaya jalan , ke'lembutan' berbicara , everything , almost the same .

the food was , ok . ok sahaja . most ordered western cuisine , but teacher opted for kuey teow. the drinks ? TERRIBLE ! i ordered fresh apple, it seemed to be , plain sugar drink . and ain's carrot , fell once the waitress put it on the table, and she just blah . wth ? sadisnye , because we were kebuluran , we finished our food despite everything was salty .

oh, did i tell you ?teacher went MAD . her drink came late , super late . when we had finished eating , then only she had her drink , but , it was superbly sweet. we requested for minerals , and they never gave us any .

by the time she was paying the bills , as usual , sesi complaining . but the waiters were like a bunch of shits , very RUDE and SPENDER besar gila . teacher insisted to reduce the bill , as the services were LOUSY , yet. we only get ,

RM 2 reduction from the total of , RM 82.00 ++

and , do imagine . that was the ONLY place available for food yg macam OK . sengsara ? oh semestinya !

going back to the school , SMS TAPAH , the school is located somewhere dalam2 kat tapah . and SANGAT BESAR , entrance macam lebey kurang SSP and SAS . yup , besar , gila kurang hajoo , asal INTEGOMB kecik je ? takpelah , bersyukur , gempak gak , kn ? *ceyt! sempat poyo poyoan lagi , heeee ((:

oh lagi satu , library SMS TAPAH , very very BIG ! its like four classes combined together , estimatedly . and , sangat modern , glass paneled windows . eeeee , sungguh tidak adil !

the school is BIG and yet , there are only 60 + students . FORM 1 sahaja . kesian gila lah , they cudnt take form four students because they dont have labs . the apparatus and facilities arent complete , yet . and i wonder , how do these people , learn science ? theories only , kot . i pity those students , they are placed in a pedalaman , no complete facilites and they are still young .

it was late night , and we were tired . maka kami tidur ,

to be continued , , ,

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